Don't Think Otherwise.
Don't Think Otherwise.
~dee|8teen|australia~ At my house, Thursday night is Star Trek night.

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

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magic-murder-bag:

disruptedoriginal:

This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask

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guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask

fucking Bryan Cranston.

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Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression

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yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

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mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

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