Don't Think Otherwise.
Don't Think Otherwise.
~dee|8teen|australia~ At my house, Thursday night is Star Trek night.

flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(Source: uqqu, via australiansanta)

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

(via bewbin)

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via jardiss)

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ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

(via salaamender)

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softandcreamy:

real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to

(Source: hentai1080p, via jennstarkid)

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