psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

andrewhussiesbosom:

amporacronus:

andrewhussiesbosom:

WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”

could be either one

I don’t even know how my brain managed to process those sound differences man I’m so high.

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

lesliecrusher:

do you think an astronaut has ever masturbated in space

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

(Source: dysphoriadaughter)

getoffmybloghoe:

josephinem:

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

IT CAME BACK AGAIN HAHAHHHAHAHA omg

I posted this like 3 days ago